The Gemini Diaries

Training Notes:

• Saturday - I accomplished seven solid pulls on a very new TP roll but there was still plenty of paper left on the roll. I got more interested in batting around the pile of toilet paper on the ground than on the unraveling effort and then just got bored altogether and crawled off. Must work on my discipline.

• Sunday - The toilet paper appears to be magically self-healing. I went in to do more experiments this afternoon and noticed that all of the paper I had pulled down on Saturday was now rolled back up onto the roll, albeit not as neatly as the original roll. Intriguing. I decided to let the roll be for the day since it had worked so hard to get itself put back together.

• Monday - As I was going to bed last night, I resolved to steel my attention and focus all my energy on my unraveling efforts. This evening before bath time I got three pulls into the effort and then was interrupted by daddy. I would normally complain and demand to be left to my training regimen, but I wasn't feeling it anyway, so I can wait until tomorrow.

• Thursday - Near total success. Daddy left me to play but didn't realize I had access to the bathroom. So while he was changing my brother's diaper, I scampered off to the bathroom where I had unfettered access to a very fresh roll.

  OMG LOL! You should see it now. And the funniest part was when daddy tried to roll it back up. You should see how it looks on the roll now, I can barely crawl by it without laughing.